when I first had sex it was shitty and I farted. 

Posted on Monday 30th January 2012 with 8 notes
Tagged with fat lifestyle 
  1. tuemungous said: When I first had sex I somehow elbowed the headboard, ended up having to stop because I needed to cry. Don’t think she was impressed- we never tried it again.
  2. geopoetry said: Banana flavored condom. He tried to put my legs over his shoulders like they do in pornos, but I’m not limber. I kept thinking, “Seriously? I’m going to hell for this?”
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